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May 16

Wobbly Daleks...

[info]kalypso_v and I have been working our way through her new DVD of the Hartnell era story "The Dalek Invasion of Earth". I'd never seen it before, and I'm enjoying it rather a lot. It's very much 60s pacing and acting style, which takes a bit of getting used to if you're the right age to have imprinted on 70s era BBC, but once you get into it it's a good story.

And even wobbly 60s Daleks are scary. :-)

Ukrainian gold

It's been three weeks, but the exhibition is still ongoing, so those currently in Warsaw can still go see the Ukrainian gold from the PLATAR collection on show at the National :) It's an amazing exhibition - perfectly preserved ceramics and jewelry from the least-known cultures that wintered in Ukraine and Poland before the current era began. Scythian motives run to stylised animals, and they traded extensively with Greeks, so the craftmanship is astounding.

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Another news update


Enough events have accumulated in Real Life since the last time I wrote about them that it’s worth posting another summary.

The “Singing For Beginners” class at the WEA has started on Monday nights, and there’ve been two so far (six to go). One reason I have for doing courses at the WEA is to meet people and hopefully make friends, and indeed I have established private communications with one other member of the class.

The “Great World Thinkers and their Great Ideas” class starts on the 27th of May, and the other class I enrolled for, “Drawing and Painting in the Botanic Gardens“, isn’t starting at all because it’s been cancelled. I’ve been refunded for my enrollment payment.

As for my recent kitchen renovation, I have now made a decision about what tiles I would like, so the next step is to make an appointment with the tiler.

My final piece of significant news is that I recently bought my first mobile phone. My parents have been bugging me for ages that I should get one (isn’t that traditionally supposed to happen the other way around?), and I also thought it might come in handy for taxis.

I’ve been using it to send SMS messages mostly to my parents, and the phone also has video capacity but I’ve not used it. Getting the phone to connect to my computer via Bluetooth took several trips to the appropriate shops for assistance, but I got there in the end and I’ve chosen some wallpaper and ringtones. (Doesn’t work perfectly, though; an attempted upload fails about 50% of the time.) Below is the wallpaper I created for the phone, based on one of the fractals on my website:

I’ve created two ringtones out of music in my CD collection, both approximately 40 second excerpts at a quality of 96kbps. The first (which I’ve actually set as my ringtone) is from Planxty George Galiatsos by Jimmy Gregory, and the second (in case I change my mind) is from Ril A Do by Kila. The links in this paragraph lead to the mp3 ringtones I’ve generated from these tracks, so that people can hear what the excerpts sound like.

One thing that really sucks about the phone is that several songs (all of which are awful in my opinion) are installed by default and cannot be deleted. There are always things to complain about with new electronic devices, and I won’t bore you by trying to list them all, but I think that one’s worth mentioning.

In general, my home phone is still a better way to contact me. About that, please note that my contact details such as phone number and address are not jealously guarded secrets - I give them out quite readily to those who ask. Let’s imagine, for example, that it’s really late at night, you can’t sleep, and you want a conversation with someone. All your local friends are asleep and you don’t want to disturb them, but you realise that it’s a perfectly respectable time of day in Australia. Well, provided you know me, that’s fine, no problem at all. One thing I like about phone calls from people who are actually interested in socialisation is that they reduce the proportion of calls from people who are just trying to sell me something.

May 15

Hystery mistory

If you enjoy or have enjoyed one or more of: puzzles, Cluedo, history, mysteries, Kit Williams's book Masquerade, whodunits...

I think you might be interested in The Professor's Journal.

I've had a very minor involvment* in the artwork, as Ann-Cathrine is one of the artists who have worked on this project, but I have to say I think it's an interesting idea that seems well executed.

* I modelled for the sketches of the professor, scoured the web for source material, and scanned and tidied up the sketches and the medieval manuscript illustrations.

No, actually, it's because I prefer cock

This week we have had not one but two romance blogs start talking about why there is so little f/f romance about. And in both cases, the usual thing has come up with some people claiming that the only conceivable reason why straight women won't read f/f is because they are terrified that they will like it and this will make them lesbians. Even after other women have posted to the thread that it's because guys turn them on and women don't, and thus f/f is *boring* if they're only reading it for the porn. Not repellent. Boring.

This... is annoying me. Because I'm one of the women who finds f/f boring if I'm only reading it for the porn. I'm Kinsey 0. I don't find women's bodies disgusting. I just don't find them a turn-on. So many books, so little time, and why would I want to waste time reading about women slapping their bits together when I could be spending it reading about men doing likewise?

And the theory that bi and lesbian women liking m/m is proof that we've all internalised hatred of women's bodies doesn't wash either. There are *other* reasons for women to find m/m more interesting to read than f/f, regardless of their personal sexual orientation, and for some it's all about the hurt/comfort and emo!porn. Women are allowed to express love and fear and other squidgy emotions, and men aren't. So it's fun to watch them being forced to open up and deal with those emotions. For many readers that's part of the point of the romance genre in the first place. M/m gives you double the man-angst for your money, while f/f gives you none. I'll point here at my Girls who like boys who do boys essay and its comment thread for a more detailed discussion of this and other reasons for the appeal of m/m.

Which isn't to say that I don't read f/f stories. I do. I've read some superb f/f fanfic, and published some of it in my zine series.[*] But what I'm reading there is generally not PlotWhatPlot. A lot of commercial f/f is PWP, or at least doesn't have any other story elements that are sufficiently interesting to me personally to make up for my lack of interest in the sex scenes. This isn't just because it's f/f -- I react the same way to m/f contemporary romance. I generally don't read either unless I have specific recommendations from people I trust, because prior experience suggests that it is far more likely to be a boring waste of my time or an active wallbanger than something I'll really enjoy.

Yes, some women do indeed read m/m but steer clear of f/f because they're homophobic, or because of internalised misogynism. But sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and a liking for real phalluses is just a liking for cock.


[*] I'm not linking to examples because the very thing that makes them good reads for me means that they may not work for people not familiar with the fandom.

ETA: I'm using "porn" here in the fanfic/sf fannish sense, which doesn't have the derogatory connotations that it does in romance fandom. Given last week's explosions in the romance blogsphere about the word, I thought I'd better clarify.

$25 sign-on bonus from Revolution Money Exchange

If you set up an account, I get $10.00 and you get $25.00. They ask for your SSN, so you might not want to. But I scouted around a little bit, and here's what I found: more about them.

May 14

Utterly butterly

I'm spread far too thin...

Book review: Andy Lane -- Slow Decay (Torchwood)

This is one of the trio of tie-in novels released for the first season of Torchwood, and is set early in that season, after Gwen's settled in but before Cyberwoman. Tie-in novels can disappoint, but this is a solid story that's well-written and that fits the Torchwood universe well; a dark tale about the things that come through the Rift and their misuse by the locals. It's actually better than the first couple of tv episodes, because the sex and violence is used to good effect in the story, rather than feeling as if it's tossed in just to see how far the show can go in a post-watershed slot.

There are two interweaving plots here. The main plot concerns an outbreak of killings involving cannibalism, and their link to a very dubious weight-loss clinic. The team's hunt for the solution is given added urgency when Gwen realises that Rhys has taken one of the clinic's pills. The minor plot concerns Tosh's research into a series of alien devices.

There's good exposition and world-building, and I think this book will work for someone who hasn't yet seen the show. The characterisation's not that deep, but it's not bad for an early tie-in where even an author who's a fan or involved with the show's production wouldn't have had much to go on, and it's accurate. With one exception there's not much reference to specific events in the tv series, and even the exception is blended in nicely as something that will be simply a character quirk to people who haven't seen the relevant episode.

The book focuses strongly on the relationship between Gwen and Rhys (and does so very nicely), but generally doesn't neglect the rest of the team. There are some decent bits for particular characters: Tosh gets a decent word count, even if she spends it being girl geek as usual; there's a good storyline for Owen where circumstances force him to interact with an attractive woman as a person, rather than just a shag. On the other hand, Ianto's barely mentioned; but when you do see him he's spending a lot of time lurking in the remote archives and discouraging other team members from wandering into them, which is appropriate for this point in his storyline, and he gets some good interaction with Tosh.

Physically, it's a hardcover with a perfect-bound book block, which is what you'd expect at this price point for a hardback. It's solidly constructed with no loose pages, and there's a good cover design which links in with the other two books in the set. Designer Lee Binding's done a nice job with stock art here.

Slow Decay is a good read for both the plot and the characterisation, and I expect I'll be re-reading it soon. Well worth the money.

at Play.com
at Powell's

May 14, 2008 @ 00:20

So, back in rehearsals, then. First rehearsal was actually yesterday, but as at the second reading last week the director told me she'd ring on Saturday and didn't, I didn't go. So I went today.

Four times over Act I of "Busybody" by Jack Popplewell. We're actually a bit short of books, so I'm typing my copy out so I can give it back for someone else to use. I've noticed that Mr Popplewell is not at all consistent with his use of stage directions. He seems to use them for a lot of things which I would leave to the actors' own intelligence and initiative. He also puts them after the ends of lines where they should be in the middle, and breaks them if one character does something at the end of their line, and another does something else simultaneously - I'd put them both separate from the line in the same paragraph. But, hey, I do have the benefit of a computer to help me write with, which Mr Popplewell did not.

Anyway, aside from the part I've got (DC Goddard), I am also the lighting designer. So I got a rough lighting list of lighting requirements from the director, which I can translate into resources placed once the set has been built. Yay, as that means I get a) acting experience (which the Royal Armouries wanted me to get for the job I applied for with them, and invited me to please apply again next time with), and b) stage-management-type experience, which will be useful for any other jobs I will be applying for. Also, I get to train two young ladies in the Theatre's mildly erratic and somewhat ancient (though very versatile and extremely good) lighting rig. One works in IT, rides a motorbike, and has a dragon tattoo on her left arm, the other will be leaving to study Theatre Design at either Liverpool or Nottingham in the autumn. Anyway, that all means we have at least one new person ready willing and able to do effects for us in future.

I also have to learn how to leer between now and the next rehearsal...

May 13

Thinging Through Tuesday

It's two years this week since I set up my LibraryThing account. The original motivation was to get an off-site catalogue of my books for insurance purposes, but it's become a lot more than that. The social networking side of it is *fun*. Amongst other things, I joined the Early Reviewers programme, which does pretty much what it says on the tin. Publishers supply review copies of books, programme members indicate which ones they'd be interested in, and the LibraryThing database is used to select good matches to review the book based on what people have in their catalogues. We get free books, and the publishers get reviews and word of mouth.

This week I did two things connected with LT. I posted my first review of a book I received through the Early Reviewers programme. And I set up a WordPress account to join a group blog, which meant I had a spare personal blog lying around as well. I decided that it would be a useful place to mirror my book and DVD reviews from my LiveJournal -- and then wandered over to the LibraryThing forums and found a thread suggesting that we set up a book blogging circle for the ER group. Serendipity...

So you'll find the new bookblog here: http://julesjones.wordpress.com/
I don't expect it to have anything that's not on my LJ, but it's another way to pick up my reviews, LT-related posts, and the occasional serious writing post. There's a section on the blogroll for the LibraryThing Early Reviewers blogcircle, and we're planning to do a regular LibraryThing group blogging exercise. The Boston Bibliophile is our host for Thinging Through Tuesday, and the first post is here.

Angle Brackets

Coding Horror – The Angle Bracket Tax vs. ESF, now coming up to its sixth birthday with no revision.

Coming up on Aquarionics:

* LARP * Dante 01 * GTA4 & XBoxes * Pareidol * Your Interface Sucks.

... as soon as I get around to writing this stuff.

May 12

May 12, 2008 @ 17:45

Meme, pinched from lots of people...



1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
2) What was your dream growing up?
3) What talent do you wish you had?
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
5) Favourite vegetable?
6) What was the last book you read?
7) What zodiac sign are you?
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
9) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favourite sport?
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Tell me one weird fact about you.
15) Do you have any pets?
16) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17) What was your first impression of me?
18) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
20) Would you be my partner in crime or my conscience?
21) What colour eyes do you have?
22) Ever been arrested?
23) Bottle or can soda?
24) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
25) What's your favourite place to hang at?
26) Do you believe in ghosts?
27) Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
28) Do you swear a lot?
29) Biggest pet peeve?
30) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
31) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
32) Do you believe in God?
33) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

Weekend Deze Nog (51)

Het was 1998.

In dit jaar, nu precies 10 jaar geleden, begon mijn eindexamentijd. Ineens verschenen er weer boeken in zicht, tot verrassing van mijn ouders. Met een nette lijst (2 zessen, 3 zevens, 2 achten) haalde ik mijn diploma. In hetzelfde jaar speelde ik nog mee in het schooltoneel en begon ik met schoolgenoot Tom de satirische rubriek GAG in het cabaretprogramma Roept U Maar, later omgedoopt tot Cabaret Sauvignon. Na doorbikkelen in de zomer had ik genoeg geld om naar Australie te gaan, om een jaar te backpacken voor mijn studie begon. In het wereldnieuws ondertussen begon Wim Kok aan zijn tweede paarse kabinet (wat was politiek toen nog saai), en lag Bill Clinton onder vuur vanwege een sigaar. Voor de muziek de band die ik dat jaar op Lowlands ontdekte: Gomez.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

Australische band The Living End

1998: debuut Tripod met Oasis Medley

Gomez met Whippin’ Piccadilly

Koot en Bie berichten over de hobby van Wim Kok

I haz teh intarnetz!

Yay! Finally, a wireless router that works has arrived (free upgrade from Virgin.net, like I originally suggested to my mum, but she had to go out and buy one that wasn't compatible without checking first), and after twenty-odd minutes of trying and swearing, it allowed me net access as well from all the way up in the attic.

Preliminary acceptance on L&M 2

Just had a note from my editor saying that she likes the Lord and Master sequel. It still has to go to senior management for approval before I have a firm acceptance, so not absolutely guaranteed yet. No idea when it will be slotted into the publication schedule, of course, though I'd expect not for some months unless they have a slot they need to fill at short notice.

May 11

Fiction on my bookshelf


I thought I’d write an overview of the works of fiction adorning my bookshelf - not a comprehensive list but a fairly good summary, using enough examples to represent the overall spectrum.

To start with, there’s lots of Terry Pratchett, among my favourites “Small Gods“, “Hogfather“, “The Last Hero“, “Going Postal“, and “The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents“. I also have “Good Omens” (written with Neil Gaiman), “The Mammoth Book of Comic Fantasy” (edited by Mike Ashley and including Pratchett’s “Troll Bridge“), and a special honorable mention goes to “Once More With Footnotes” from NESFA Press.

There’s some Doctor Who and Red Dwarf stuff, some of which are novels (e.g. “Legacy” by Gary Russell, or “The Red Dwarf Omnibus” by Grant Naylor) and some of which are not (e.g. “The Monsters” by Adrian Rigelsford and Andrew Skilleter, or “The Space Corps Survival Manual” by Grant Naylor).

There’s some Tolkien (”The Hobbit“) and some C. S. Lewis (”Out of the Silent Planet” & “That Hideous Strength“). Also some Douglas Adams (”The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy“, up to and including “Mostly Harmless“).

Then there’s some miscellaneous science fiction and fantasy, including “Climbing Olympus” by Kevin J Anderson, “Pawn’s Dream” by Eric S Nylund, and some books by Irene Radford including “Guardian of the Balance” and “Guardian of the Trust“. I still have some anthologies of science fiction and fantasy for younger readers, including “Twisted Circuits” (edited by Mick Gowar) and “A Spadeful of Spacetime” (edited by Fred Saberhagen).

Finally there’s the very miscellaneous category, which includes “God: The Ultimate Autobiography” by Jeremy Pascall, “An Alien at St Wilfred’s” by Adrian Plass, and “The Complete Yes Prime Minister” by Jonathan Lynn and Antony Jay. I have an edition of Mark Twain’s “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” which I’ve had for over twenty years and never actually read, but it has a cool front cover design.

Thus ends the overview. Below are photographs of the books listed in the last two paragraphs above - miscellaneous science fiction and fantasy, and very miscellaneous.

If you’d like more information on particular works, requests are welcome (requests are always welcome on this blog). I’ll write a post covering non-fiction sometime in the future.

Neuss

Neuss Originally uploaded by thomaszahr.yesterday we reached Neuss. Only about 50 km from Cologne, another Romancity. Nice city.We had pizza al fresco, then went to the cinema.

Neuss

Neuss Originally uploaded by thomaszahr.yesterday we reached Neuss. Only about 50 km from Cologne, another Romancity. Nice city.We had pizza al fresco, then went to the cinema.

May 10

from the sublime to the ridiculous

[info]kalypso_v came round to watch Dr Who, which looked suspiciously as if it was the setup for yet another spinoff series in order to keep the Whoniverse production crew in work during the forthcoming Year Of Leading Men Working Elsewhere. But which was nevertheless good.

We followed it up with two episodes of Star Maidens, since I'd recently bought the DVD set. It's very, very 70s sf...

Fw: Bike tour with Peter

Fw: Bike tour with Peter Originally uploaded by thomaszahr.-----Ursprüngliche Nachricht-----An. Moblog Gesendet: 10.5.'08, 14:35The last few years a whole bunch of soccer mad boys and their fathers went camping. This year this is not happening, so Peter and l are cycling down the Rhine from home via Zons to Neuss.Tonight to the cinema, then tomorrow on an inland route back home, stopping at the

Book review: Albert Sanchez Pinol -- Pandora in the Congo

We interrupt the Torchwood squee to bring you a book review I should have written nearly a month ago. :-) I snagged a book in the LibraryThing Early Reviewer programme, but was having some trouble writing a review that said enough about the book to let people know whether they'd enjoy it, without spoilering it to kingdom come. Finally got it done this morning, though I'm still not entirely happy with it.


Albert Sanchez Pinol -- Pandora in the Congo

I got this book as part of LibraryThing's Early Reviewer programme, and probably wouldn't have picked it up if I'd simply seen it in the bookshop. But the description in the ER programme intrigued me, and I'm glad I read it.

It's a multi-layered pastiche and parody of the old pulp African adventure stories, with two interlocking stories set early in the twentieth century, narrated by one of the protagonists as an old man late in the twentieth century. As the novel opens the narrator, Tommy Thomson, is scraping a living as a young man by ghost writing pulp adventure stories. He's frustrated by the need to pander to the extreme racism and disregard for facts of the pulp market. He loses the ghost writing job, but is offered the chance to write a true African adventure story -- ghost-writing the story of a man who is awaiting trial for the murder of his two employers on a gold-hunting expedition in the Congo.

Tommy is drawn ever deeper into Marcus Garvey's story. It's very like the pulp adventures he's written before, but with one twist -- this time it's a tale of brutal and amoral English aristocrats abusing first the black Africans and then a strange race of underground people, white but not entirely human, with a low-class servant who is the flawed hero. This tale of derring-do is interwoven with the story of Tommy's own life over the course of the years he writes Garvey's story, interrupted by his service in the First World War. Tommy thinks of his own life as boring and humdrum, but it's an enchanting read with some fascinating secondary characters.

There are multiple levels of unreliable narration, so things aren't quite as they seem. Part of the game is deciding who is unreliable and how far, and the author plays fair in the end. In the meantime you get a cracking read, with a lot of homages to other works.

I enjoyed the book a great deal, but I did have some minor problems with it. There are a lot of anachronisms, a couple of which threw me out of the story (in particular, singing "God save the Queen" in court at a time when a King was on the throne). These felt like mistakes by the author rather than being deliberate. One of the signals that part of the story is unreliable simply doesn't work if you're used to reading science fiction or magic realism. If you're an sf fan, switch into mainstream reading protocols when you're reading this book. And be warned that there is some gruesome imagery which might be a bit much for some readers.

One particular point -- this is a translation of a novel written in Catalan. Translations vary a lot in quality and can sometimes feel stiff and lifeless, but this one is excellent. It flows very well and is a joy to read.

Enormous fun, and well worth the time.

Pubisher's website
Pandora In The Congo at amazon.uk
at Powells

May 10, 2008 @ 13:13

Sunshine! And what does sunshine make - yep, freckles! :-) Okay, and sunburn, which I had a touch of the other day but it wasn't too bad.

Incidentally, does anyone have a recording of Tuesday's edition of The Natural World (Stephen Fry on the Spectacled Bear) they could copy for me? After carefully reminding both [info]donbert and several #afp users that it was on, I forgot to watch it myself. It sounded good.

Torchwood Declassified 1.04 -- Girl Trouble (Cyberwoman)



The usual ten minutes of fluff about how wonderful the episode is. Since it's Ianto's episode, GDL gets a bit of screen time both on set and in casual clothes afterwards, which should please those who squee over him when he's looking scruffy. RTD had the idea for the story right from the start, as he wanted to follow up on what happened to the people caught in the invasion at Canary Wharf, so this episode as conceived as a direct sequel to the Who episode "Doomsday".

They talk about the pterodactyl a fair bit as it plays a major role in the episode, and at this point they don't seem to have an specific idea where the team got it from other than it's just one of the things that fell through the Rift. With this lot you never know what they're holding back, but I get the impression it wasn't specifically part of Ianto's backstory at this point. Which is interesting, because I've seen it used more than once in fanfic as Ianto's ticket into Torchwood Cardiff before it ever became canon.